if yer gonna have articles that shame me for not knowing about previously non-existent issues, at least provide a glossary for the new terms

this is my 700th tumblr post and i don’t feel like I’ve really said anything

Would like to remind all y’all tumblrrs that my album has yet to sell out of digital copies. Listen to this track and then go get it on itunes please I am so very hungry

as kids, we didn’t wear helmets and we turned out just fine with exception to those who died or suffered brain damage from a head injury

pizzzatime:

hotdogbitch:
BOOK IN STORES TODAY - Imgur

BOOK IN STORES TODAY - Imgur

tried to post a gif. No luck. Guess it’s back to posting jokes in the place where titles go

I just saw Twitter on CNN! Now checking Twitter to see what people are saying about CNN showing tweets people tweeted while watching CNN. News is now a flat circle.

i get it: I’M an asshole because I’ll always think Michael Vick is a piece of shit for *ever* killing/torturing dogs. So be it. Fuck Michael Vick, and fuck you too if you think it is somehow relevant that he “at least” wasn’t torturing/killing people.

Cheddar Bay has some great biscuits but I bet it’s pretty hard to navigate a ship through there