doing predictive text jokes today is like doing airline food jokes 20 years agoraphobia

"Equal" is a bold name for a sugar substitute

Every Episode of Beards Across America

andysandfordcomedy:

these are all 8 webisodes of a web series that the other Beards of Comedy and I did for MSN.com. All filmed and edited by the handsome/talented Matt Swinsky

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reblogging for inquiring minds

comedianfacebookcomedian:

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let’s all put an end to hoe jokes

i think, just to be fair, when girls see a guy driving a smart car they should say “looks like someone’s tryin to compensate for his huge dick”

11 Alive News: bringing you the stories that matter

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I’d get around to killin Hitler; but if I had a time machine, the first thing on my mind is 90’s basketball.

comedianscomplimentingcomedians:

When comedian Andy Sandford last appeared on Comedians Complimenting Comedians, he was the comedian giving the compliment. Now, it’s his turn to be complimented. And who better to pay him his first CCC compliment than CCC star Josh Gondelman. When Sandford posted a joke on his twitter, Gondelman, a follower of Sandford’s on the social media platform, laughed so hard at Sandford’s joke that he went out of his way to tweet at him, “I laughed SO HARD at this [tweet].” It’s gotta feel pretty fucking good to be Andy Sandford right about now.

i dunno how I missed this before. Thanks, CCC!

comedianscomplimentingcomedians:

When comedian Andy Sandford last appeared on Comedians Complimenting Comedians, he was the comedian giving the compliment. Now, it’s his turn to be complimented. And who better to pay him his first CCC compliment than CCC star Josh Gondelman. When Sandford posted a joke on his twitter, Gondelman, a follower of Sandford’s on the social media platform, laughed so hard at Sandford’s joke that he went out of his way to tweet at him, “I laughed SO HARD at this [tweet].” It’s gotta feel pretty fucking good to be Andy Sandford right about now.

i dunno how I missed this before. Thanks, CCC!

some friends in ATL got a drone

When I tell people that I don’t need to recycle because there are people who go through my trash and recycle for me, it almost sounds like I’m rich and not just living in Brooklyn.