When I was new in comedy, I saw Shane Mauss’s tv debut and was blown away. I then sent him a myspace message asking how he went about comedy and what to avoid etc. half expecting him to ignore it. Instead, he answered all my dumb questions very sincerely and didn’t condescend to me or anything. He was a class act, and later on we did some shows together and became friends. My point is, if you are new in comedy and wanted to ask a comic you respect questions, no matter how stupid, make sure you don’t ask me. I am not cool like Shane and I will encourage you to quit comedy all together. There’s only so much money to go around, and I’m tryin ta get ALL of it. Consider this a warning: I have little to lose and will stop at nothing to ruin your career before you ever become a threat. See you on the battlefield, dorks. Do not look me in the eyes.