Top Five People Upset About Top Ten Lists
5. Some Fuckin’ Nerd
Top Ten List that made him upset: “Top Ten Most Powerful Super Hero Teams”
Gripe: Feels it is unfair that “The legion of Superheroes” snagged the number one spot while “The Justice League” stood at number four. This guy has taken great effort to remind us that The Legion of Superheroes is a larger coalition of superheroes; a coalition which members of The Justice League are also members of. Because of the set/subset nature of the relationship between The legion of Superheroes and The Justice League, it is unfair to compare them on the same Top Ten List.
4. Asshole Kid
Top Ten List that made him upset: “Top Ten Songs by The Beatles”
Gripe: “The Beetles are fuking GAAAAY!!!”
3.Absolute Loser
Top Ten List that made him upset: “Top Ten Awesome Examples of Onomatopoeia in Music”
Gripe : While the list claims that Alex Van Halen’s drums perfectly mimic the sound of a Harley Davidson in Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher,” this guy says that all Onomatopoeia must be made with your mouth, and should result in the disqualification of “Hot For Teacher” from the list.
2. Guy Who Doesn’t Like Being Advertised To
Top Ten List that made him upset: “Top 10 Cynical Christmas Songs”
Gripe: “The list is fairly accurate, but every time I want to see the next thing on the list it’s a whole new web page!!! They are trying to get 10 clicks out what should be ONE! WTF!?”
1. Guy Who Feels He Should Be On This List
Top Ten List that made him upset: “Top Ten Actors In The Dublin, OH Theatre Scene”
Gripe: “How am I not on this shit!? Look at my headshot, then look at everyone else’s headshot. Nuff said.”
***Honorable Mention***
Woman Who is Mad About Top Ten Lists Not Featuring Enough Women
