Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

someone (@goyaycomedy) made a meme celebrating my laziness

someone (@goyaycomedy) made a meme celebrating my laziness

My set from CONAN

Watch me on CONAN tonight. 11pm on TBS. I’m tellin my funny make-em-ups!

Conan May 7th

Attention all Fandy Fandfords: I will be tellin jokes on CONAN Thursday May 7th. Please tune in! Here is some amazing artwork by mostlypenises in honor of this news.

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it’s my motherfuckin birthday so I’m smokin resin, eatin pizza, and playin NBA Jam at 9am cuz my life is dope and I do dope shit

been following the Nets on twitter for a while now and it looks like they’ve finally worked through all the stages of grief, arriving at “acceptance” just in time for the end of the season.

been following the Nets on twitter for a while now and it looks like they’ve finally worked through all the stages of grief, arriving at “acceptance” just in time for the end of the season.

Tumblrers: y’all should follow the funny & adorable Christi Chiello.

Tumblrers: y’all should follow the funny & adorable Christi Chiello.

(Source: christilovesmemes)

Goin Hoard

I’ve been doin comedy in NYC for almost 4 years, and I still think about/am thankful for the ATL comedy scene I started in. One of the best parts about Atlanta is there is very little industry presence. It can serve as a perfect training facility for stand up that is kinda hidden away from the bullshit. The scene started to really explode about a year and a half after I started. Everything seemed to click with the comics coming up or relocating from smaller cities, and the venues that facilitated quality stagetime. I remember a palpable sense of progression and pushing yourself. I was consistently blown away by my friends and their new shit, and I knew I better not go up with some ol bullshit when my peers were bringin heat. There was definitely an unspoken obligation to bring it and not be a comedy wuss. Complaining about when you were going up or who you had to follow was unthinkable. Having a meltdown over a bad set was out of the question. This is the way I think it should be. 

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