How I Got That

***The folks over at Connected Comedy asked me to write a guest article about my recent appearance on CONAN. It’s definitely for comedians, but who knows, ya may find it interesting***

I recently got to live out a longtime dream of telling my dumb jokes on CONAN.

Any comedian who has achieved some sort of goal or milestone in comedy (big or small) has had another comedian ask them, “How’d you get that?”

The question itself can have a rude connotation. It can be taken as, “How’d YOU get that and not me?” It could also imply that you “got” it, as opposed to having earned it. That being said, I prefer to assume the best intentions behind “How’d you get that?” because I am very aware that comedy is a pursuit which can leave you aimlessly flummoxed, and there is no real guide book (sorry, Judy Carter).

So when Connected Comedy asked if I’d be interested in writing a guest article about the experience, I figured I’d write what I’d want to read about if I was reading this instead of writing it. So I’ll do my best to appease the me that would be reading this.

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Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

My set from CONAN

Watch me on CONAN tonight. 11pm on TBS. I’m tellin my funny make-em-ups!

Conan May 7th

Attention all Fandy Fandfords: I will be tellin jokes on CONAN Thursday May 7th. Please tune in! Here is some amazing artwork by mostlypenises in honor of this news.

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