Becoming the Cigarette Kingpin of Military School

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My sixth and seventh grade years were spent at Lyman Ward Military Academy in Camp Hill, Alabama. I feel I should clarify that I was not much of a troublemaker before military school; more of a quiet, weirdo only child. I was, however, terrible at school and a burden on my poor mother. That still doesn’t explain me going to military school, but my mom has said she was worried about me not having any male influence in my life…so what better way to achieve that than sending me to an all boys boarding school (grades 6-12) where everyone was jackin off and fighting all day? I don’t blame her now: she was in a tough spot. She couldn’t know that I’d come out worse than I came in.

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The Bless Yer Heart Tour told in pictures. gograntgordon and I had a blast and didn’t end up killin each other er nuthin. 

(via Comic’s Weekly Roundup: Andy Sandford is back in town)

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Me on the My Dumb Friends podcast

Episode #96: Andy “a man with needs” Sandford (“Conan,” “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”) joins the podcast to talk about an epic trip of debauchery that the now-sober Dan St Germain made to Atlanta several years ago - its amazing that they survived that lost weekend as well as this episode where Dan and Sean get on each other’s case to the point where Dan defends himself as “an American,” because “he has a beard, a balls, and a heart.” Tom also took advantage of the situation to chastise Sean and much yelling ensued.

Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

Gotten a few messages asking where my album can be found on vinyl and I’m sorry to say, my album is not on vinyl. This was just a blown up image of my album. However, it is a possibility, and if a few more people ask about it…who knows?

Comedy Dynamics made a Soundcloud clip from my album. Enjoy!

I did Dave Ross ’s “Terrified” podcast live at Beast Village Comedy Fest. It was a fun time. Enjoy!

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Out today!

Former “Beards of Comedy” member Andy Sandford gives an hilarious and entirely open look at the highs, lows, and absolute pits of his life in this hilarious live special recorded in his home town of Atlanta.

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hey y'all, tonight I am on this really fun show tonight that is tonight in Williamsburg, BK at Cameo tonight. It’s called “Big Terrific” and it is big and terrific, and it’s tonight at 8:30 tonight

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ATL. This is Tonight! And look at this cool thing someone made!

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